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Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …? ;->
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Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue… [...]

Judge Said To Pathan:

Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua

Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …? ;->

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Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

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Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”

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Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine

.

Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )

(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

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.

.

No?

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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

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=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty

Shahi Potty

Karahi Potty

Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain

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Aishwariya

Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno’n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur
Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri
Lekin
Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri … ;->
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Never Attend A Class
Why … ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
“Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking”
So Dun Be Dull … [...]

Aishwariya

Preety

Kareena

In teeno’n Main Se Kisi Ko

Hona Hoga Mera Zarur

Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai

Itni Auqaat Meri

Lekin

Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K

Tamana Meri … ;->

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Never Attend A Class

Why … ? ? ?

John Nash Said :

“Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential

Of Creative Thinking”

So Dun Be Dull … =)

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12 Mahiney

12 Mahino’n Me

365 Din

365 Din Me

8760 Ghnte

8760 Ghnton Me

525600 Mins

525600 Mins Me

525600 Lmhe

Aur

Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye … ;->

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1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”

Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na” ;->

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Are U Emotionally

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Creatively Challenged ?
Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ….????
Congrates You Are A
PAKISTANI …. ;->
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Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Creatively Challenged ?

Artistically Void ?

Socially Hopeless ???

And

Financially Desprate ….????

Congrates You Are A

PAKISTANI …. ;->

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Wo Aana -parast

Wo Aana -parast Sahi Uski Baton mein Ikrar B Tha
Uske Chubtay Huy Lehje Mein Chupa Hua Piyar B Tha
Wo Mujhe Likhta Hai K Intizar Na Kero Mera
Lakin Uski Tehreeron Mein Sadiyon se Intizar B Tha
WO Kehta Tha MAt Roko K Manana Nahi Aata
Meri Narazgi Pe lakin Wo Beqarar B tha
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Wo Aana -parast Sahi Uski Baton mein Ikrar B Tha

Uske Chubtay Huy Lehje Mein Chupa Hua Piyar B Tha

Wo Mujhe Likhta Hai K Intizar Na Kero Mera

Lakin Uski Tehreeron Mein Sadiyon se Intizar B Tha

WO Kehta Tha MAt Roko K Manana Nahi Aata

Meri Narazgi Pe lakin Wo Beqarar B tha

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Raat Bhi Gahri Thi Hum Daar Bhi Sakte They

Hum Jo Kahtey They Kar Bhi Saktey They

Who Jo Bichra To Yeh Bhi Nahi Socha

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Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,

Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,

Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,

Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge

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Kia MIla Usey Khoon-E-Tamana Ker K

Kia MIla Usey Khoon-E-Tamana Ker K
Rakh Dia Hai Uss Ne Mujhe Shehar Mein Ruswa Ker K
Wo Samjh Sakta Nahi Ishq-O-Janoon Ki Batain
Mein Bata Sakta Nahi Un Ka Khulasa Ker K
Ain Mumkin Hai K Wo Iss Baat Pe Aamada Ho
Dekh Lete Hain Mohabbat Ka Taqaza Ker K
Ain Mumkin Hai Wo Nikal Aye Gahr Se Bahir
Dekh Lete [...]

Kia MIla Usey Khoon-E-Tamana Ker K

Rakh Dia Hai Uss Ne Mujhe Shehar Mein Ruswa Ker K

Wo Samjh Sakta Nahi Ishq-O-Janoon Ki Batain

Mein Bata Sakta Nahi Un Ka Khulasa Ker K

Ain Mumkin Hai K Wo Iss Baat Pe Aamada Ho

Dekh Lete Hain Mohabbat Ka Taqaza Ker K

Ain Mumkin Hai Wo Nikal Aye Gahr Se Bahir

Dekh Lete Hain Naya Koi Tamasha Ker K

Wo Jo Aya To Aye Ga Lamha Bhar Ko

Lot jaye GA Koi Aur Bahana Ker K .

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Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha

Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha
Aur Khud B Rona Tha
Yeh Hadsa B Meri Jaan
Kabhi To Hona Tha
Wo Mujhko Torr Ke
Phir Jorta Raha Akser
Mein Uske Waste Jese
Koi Khilona Tha
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Apni Alag Pehchan Bananay Ki Aadat Hai Hame
Kitna B Gehra [...]

Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha

Aur Khud B Rona Tha

Yeh Hadsa B Meri Jaan

Kabhi To Hona Tha

Wo Mujhko Torr Ke

Phir Jorta Raha Akser

Mein Uske Waste Jese

Koi Khilona Tha

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Sabko Khushi Dene Ki Aadat Hai Hame

Apni Alag Pehchan Bananay Ki Aadat Hai Hame

Kitna B Gehra Zakham De Koi

Utna Hee Zada Muskurane Ki Aadat hai Hame

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Sabko Khushi Dene Ki Aadat Hai Hame

Apni Alag Pehchan Bananay Ki Aadat Hai Hame

Kitna B Gehra Zakham De Koi

Utna Hee Zada Muskurane Ki Aadat hai Hame

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In Bhete Aansuon Se Aqidat Hai Mujhe B

Teri Tarah Hi Khud Se Shikayat Hai Mujhe B

Tu Agar Nazuk Hai Agar To Mein B Nahi Pathar

Tanhai Mein B Rone KI Aadat Hai Mujhe B

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Satao Ge Humko,

Rulao Ge Humko,

Magar Kis Tarah Bhula Paoge Humko.

Allah Jane Kya Haal Hoga Tumara,

Jab Kafan Mei Lipta Hua Paoge Humko [”!”]

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Khulta Hy Kisi Pe Kin Mere Dil Ka Ma’amla

Shero’n K Intikhaab Ne Ruswaa Kia Mujhe

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Tum Jao

Tum Jao Humse Door To AIk Kaam Ker Jana
Kuch Pal Apne Hamare Naam Ker Jana
Agar Aa jaye Mout Hamain Tere Aane Se Pehle
To aa Ker Mere Janaze Ko Ehtiram Ker Jana
Na Rona Iss Qadar K Takleef Ho hamain
Mout Ko B Mazak Samjh Ker Aanjan Ben Jana
MeiN AIk Din So Jaonga Sada k Liye
Phir Mujhe Bewafa [...]

Tum Jao Humse Door To AIk Kaam Ker Jana

Kuch Pal Apne Hamare Naam Ker Jana

Agar Aa jaye Mout Hamain Tere Aane Se Pehle

To aa Ker Mere Janaze Ko Ehtiram Ker Jana

Na Rona Iss Qadar K Takleef Ho hamain

Mout Ko B Mazak Samjh Ker Aanjan Ben Jana

MeiN AIk Din So Jaonga Sada k Liye

Phir Mujhe Bewafa Keh K Badnaam Ker Jana

Jo Guzro Meri Qabar Se To Nazrain Na Pehrna

Mehmaan Hee Ben K Dua Salam Ker Jana

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Aaj Kyun Kisi K Yaad Sone Nahi Deti

Iss Zamane Ki bandish B Rone NAHi deti

Kesi Kashish Hai Teri

Jo Tujhe Mera Aur Mujhe Kisi Aur Ka Hone Nahi Deti

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Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?

Yaqeen Kaisa?

Guman Kaisa?

Urooj Kaisa?

Zawal Kaisa?

Sawal Kaisa?

Jawab Kaisa?

Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,

Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?

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Aapse jab hamari yari ho gayi

Aapse jab hamari yari ho gayi,
Duniya hamari aur v pyari ho gayi,
is se pehle kisi b chiz ke aadi na the,
par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi,
I Miss U

Aapse jab hamari yari ho gayi,

Duniya hamari aur v pyari ho gayi,

is se pehle kisi b chiz ke aadi na the,

par ab aapko yaad karne ki bimari ho gayi,

I Miss U

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narazgi

the che sal zala khafa shwe
ma the sal zala pe khula kde
ze che yo ware khafa showm
sta da zond lare juda kde

the che sal zala khafa shwe

ma the sal zala pe khula kde

ze che yo ware khafa showm

sta da zond lare juda kde

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Funny SMS

Hindi Class Mein Master Ki Zip Khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Master ji bole”Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga”.

Hindi Class Mein Master Ki Zip Khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Master ji bole”Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga”.

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Aap Se door

mai aapse door zaroor par juda nahi, apno se khafa nahi par apne se zaroor, duniya samne hasde aur chup chup ke rona,ik aap ho jo hamara dukh bina pooche, bina dase samaj sakte - kash aap itne door na hote

mai aapse door zaroor par juda nahi, apno se khafa nahi par apne se zaroor, duniya samne hasde aur chup chup ke rona,ik aap ho jo hamara dukh bina pooche, bina dase samaj sakte - kash aap itne door na hote

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duriya hum mitaye to mitaye kaise

Aana chahe tumhare pass to hum aaye kaise, pass tumko hum bulaye to bulaye kaise, hum dono ke bich me hai etni duriya ye duriya hum mitaye to mitaye kaise (ILOVEYOU)

Aana chahe tumhare pass to hum aaye kaise, pass tumko hum bulaye to bulaye kaise, hum dono ke bich me hai etni duriya ye duriya hum mitaye to mitaye kaise (ILOVEYOU)

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Happiness

Only happy people can spread happiness around him.

Only happy people can spread happiness around him.

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poetry

kash hum samjh letay,
manzilon ki chahat main!
rasta badlny se,
fasla nahi ght’ta,
do ghari ki qurbat main…
char pal ki chahat main.
Loog, loog rehty hain,
kafila nahi bnta,
hath main diya le kar,
hont pe dua le kar,
manzilon ki janib ko..
chel b dain tu kya hoga???
khahishon k jungle main,
itni bheer hoti hai,
k umer ki musafit main,
rasta nahi milta,
kafila nahi milta,
hamsafr nahi [...]

kash hum samjh letay,

manzilon ki chahat main!

rasta badlny se,

fasla nahi ght’ta,

do ghari ki qurbat main…

char pal ki chahat main.

Loog, loog rehty hain,

kafila nahi bnta,

hath main diya le kar,

hont pe dua le kar,

manzilon ki janib ko..

chel b dain tu kya hoga???

khahishon k jungle main,

itni bheer hoti hai,

k umer ki musafit main,

rasta nahi milta,

kafila nahi milta,

hamsafr nahi milta,

shyad kuch nahi milta!!!!!

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Wise Words

Rest after hard work gives more pleasure.

Rest after hard work gives more pleasure.

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I hve a habit of rem’bering u alwyz.LOVE U MY SHONU

1000 things r between us.
Low battery,
Busy network,
No coverage,
No time,
Heavy work,
No balance
but still.
I hve a habit of rem’bering u alwyz.LOVE U MY SHONU….

1000 things r between us.

Low battery,

Busy network,

No coverage,

No time,

Heavy work,

No balance

but still.

I hve a habit of rem’bering u alwyz.LOVE U MY SHONU….

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Bari Bechainii 0300 2711 588

Bari Bechainii Basti Hai kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Ye Duniya Mujh Pe Hansti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Koi B Pal nahi Guzara Jo Ho Teri Yaad Se Khali
Tanhai Mujhko Dasti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Bari Muddat Guzar Giye Tera Didar Na Hua
Meri aankhain Tarasti Hain Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
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Bari Bechainii Basti Hai kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Ye Duniya Mujh Pe Hansti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Koi B Pal nahi Guzara Jo Ho Teri Yaad Se Khali

Tanhai Mujhko Dasti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Bari Muddat Guzar Giye Tera Didar Na Hua

Meri aankhain Tarasti Hain Kabhi Milne Chale Aao

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Suna Hoga

Suna Hoga Bohat Tumne
Kahin Aankho Ki Rim Jhim Ka
Kahin Palkon KI Shabnam ka
Perha Hoga Bohat Tumne
Kahin Lehje Ki Barish Ka
Kahin Sagar k Ansoo Ka
Magar Tumne Kabhi Humdam
Kahin Dekhy?
Kahin Perhy?
Kisi Tehreer K Aansoo?
Mujhe Teri Judai Ne
Ye Meraj Bekhsi Hai
K Mein Jo
lai Badal barsa K Chale Jana
Furqat Ki Aziyat Mein
Kuch Saber B lazim Hai
Ye Baat mere Dil [...]

Suna Hoga Bohat Tumne

Kahin Aankho Ki Rim Jhim Ka

Kahin Palkon KI Shabnam ka

Perha Hoga Bohat Tumne

Kahin Lehje Ki Barish Ka

Kahin Sagar k Ansoo Ka

Magar Tumne Kabhi Humdam

Kahin Dekhy?

Kahin Perhy?

Kisi Tehreer K Aansoo?

Mujhe Teri Judai Ne

Ye Meraj Bekhsi Hai

K Mein Jo

lai Badal barsa K Chale Jana

Furqat Ki Aziyat Mein

Kuch Saber B lazim Hai

Ye Baat mere Dil ko

Samjha K Chale Jana

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birthda is

birthdays is one of da best, lovely dys, 2day is your birthday allow god to bless u with all da blessings that he have 4u. happy birthday

birthdays is one of da best, lovely dys, 2day is your birthday allow god to bless u with all da blessings that he have 4u. happy birthday

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sms

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,

Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,

Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,

STUPID ho tom had se zeada

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Mathematics is Love

I fear that i will always be a lonely number like sqaure root 3,a square root 3 is all that could’nt be right.why must my 3 keep out of sight beanith a vicious root sign.i wish i was 9 for 9 could swap that vicious trick wit some quicker arithmetic.I never seen the sun as [...]

I fear that i will always be a lonely number like sqaure root 3,a square root 3 is all that could’nt be right.why must my 3 keep out of sight beanith a vicious root sign.i wish i was 9 for 9 could swap that vicious trick wit some quicker arithmetic.I never seen the sun as 1.7321 such as my reality,sound of rationality i see another square root 3 is quitely commuting by together be multiplied to form a number we preferred rejoicing as an integer.We break free 4rm our moral bonds and weave away 4rm magic bonds our square root signs becomes unglued as m Love 4 u has been renewed.

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Koi Mujhko

Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De
K mein Toot ker Tere Naqsh
Aankh Ki putlion Se Milta Sakon
K MeiN Dil Se Umer Bher Ki
Rafaqaton Ko Bhula Sakon
Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De
K Mein Umer Bher Teri Yaad Ka
Koi jasan Hee Na Mana Sakon
Agar Koi Aesi Sabeel ho To Azma
Jo Nahi To Phir
Mujhe Yaad Ker MUjhe Yaad Aa
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Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De

K mein Toot ker Tere Naqsh

Aankh Ki putlion Se Milta Sakon

K MeiN Dil Se Umer Bher Ki

Rafaqaton Ko Bhula Sakon

Koi Mujhko Aesi Daleel De

K Mein Umer Bher Teri Yaad Ka

Koi jasan Hee Na Mana Sakon

Agar Koi Aesi Sabeel ho To Azma

Jo Nahi To Phir

Mujhe Yaad Ker MUjhe Yaad Aa

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Maangu Bas Unhe

Maangu Bas Unhe
Yeh Ibaadat De De
Ai Khuda Tere Khazane Se
Thodi Si Mohabbat De De
Kaaash ! Woh Saath Nibhaye
Hamara Umr Bhar Ka
Ya Phir Unke Dar Par
Marne Ki Ijaazat De De.
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Maangu Bas Unhe

Yeh Ibaadat De De

Ai Khuda Tere Khazane Se

Thodi Si Mohabbat De De

Kaaash ! Woh Saath Nibhaye

Hamara Umr Bhar Ka

Ya Phir Unke Dar Par

Marne Ki Ijaazat De De.

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Mera Afsura Chehra Iss Liye B Zard Rehta hai

Mera Afsura Chehra Iss Liye B Zard Rehta hai
Mujhe Apne Ilawa B Kisi Ka Dard Rehta Hai
Tumhare Dam Qadam Se Thi Ye Sab Mosam ki Rangini
Tumhare Baad Sara Saal Mosem Serd Rehta Hai
Tumhare Baad Baqi Aur To Sab Theek hai Lakin
Jahan Dil Tha Kabhi Pehle Wahan Ab Dard Rehta Hai
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Mera Afsura Chehra Iss Liye B Zard Rehta hai

Mujhe Apne Ilawa B Kisi Ka Dard Rehta Hai

Tumhare Dam Qadam Se Thi Ye Sab Mosam ki Rangini

Tumhare Baad Sara Saal Mosem Serd Rehta Hai

Tumhare Baad Baqi Aur To Sab Theek hai Lakin

Jahan Dil Tha Kabhi Pehle Wahan Ab Dard Rehta Hai

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Anniverary

I don’t remember what day it was. I didn’t notice what time it was. All I know is that I fell in love with you, and if all my dreams come true, I’ll be spending time with you.
Every day’s a new day in love with you. With each day comes a new way of loving [...]

I don’t remember what day it was. I didn’t notice what time it was. All I know is that I fell in love with you, and if all my dreams come true, I’ll be spending time with you.

Every day’s a new day in love with you. With each day comes a new way of loving you. Every time I kiss your lips my mind starts to wander, and if all my dreams come true, I’ll be spending time with you.

I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. I love you more today than yesterday, but, darling, not as much as tomorrow.

Tomorrow’s date means springtime’s just a day away. Cupid, we don’t need ya now, be on your way. I thank the Lord for love like ours that grows ever stronger, and I always will be true, I know you feel the same way, too.

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‘,’Tuje Apna Mukader Batate hain Hum’,’

‘,’Tuje Apna Mukader Batate hain Hum’,’
‘,’Tere Waste Hi Dua Main Hath Uthate Hain Hum’,’
‘,’Hamari Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi Tor Na Dena’,’
‘,’Iss Rishte K Dam Per Hi Muskurate Hain Hum’,’
” ‘~ 0 3 3 4 - 9 8 9 4 9 8 3 ~’ ”
” ‘~ D o N ~’ “

‘,’Tuje Apna Mukader Batate hain Hum’,’

‘,’Tere Waste Hi Dua Main Hath Uthate Hain Hum’,’

‘,’Hamari Dosti Ka Rishta Kabhi Tor Na Dena’,’

‘,’Iss Rishte K Dam Per Hi Muskurate Hain Hum’,’

” ‘~ 0 3 3 4 - 9 8 9 4 9 8 3 ~’ ”

” ‘~ D o N ~’ “

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“,”Main Dil Se Baatain Krti Thi”,”

“,”Main Dil Se Baatain Krti Thi”,”
“,”Dil Mujhse Baatin Krta Tha”,”
“,”Main Uski Sunti Rehti Thi”,”
“,”Wo Meri Sunta Rehta Tha”,”
“,”Hm Dono Apni Apni Baatain”,”
“,”Ek Dooje Se Kehte Thay”,”
“,”Aur Ek Dosry Ki Baaton Par”,”
“,”Hum Dheron Hanste Rehte Thay”,”
“,”Main Dil Ki Dost Hi Acchi Thi”,”
“,”Dil Mera Dost Hi Accha Tha”,”
“,”Wo Mere Dard Ko Sehta Tha”,”
“,”Main Uske Dard Ko Sehti [...]

“,”Main Dil Se Baatain Krti Thi”,”

“,”Dil Mujhse Baatin Krta Tha”,”

“,”Main Uski Sunti Rehti Thi”,”

“,”Wo Meri Sunta Rehta Tha”,”

“,”Hm Dono Apni Apni Baatain”,”

“,”Ek Dooje Se Kehte Thay”,”

“,”Aur Ek Dosry Ki Baaton Par”,”

“,”Hum Dheron Hanste Rehte Thay”,”

“,”Main Dil Ki Dost Hi Acchi Thi”,”

“,”Dil Mera Dost Hi Accha Tha”,”

“,”Wo Mere Dard Ko Sehta Tha”,”

“,”Main Uske Dard Ko Sehti Thi”,”

“,”Ki Hai Jab Se Isne Muhabbat”,”

“,”Main Bhi Roti Rehti hoon Aur”,”

“,”Wo Khud Bi Rota Rehta Hai…….!”,”

” ‘~ 0 3 3 4 - 9 8 9 4 9 8 3 ~’ ”

” ‘~ D o N ~’ “

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“,”Usne Jab Jab Bhi Mujhe Dil Se Pukara Mohsin”,”

“,”Usne Jab Jab Bhi Mujhe Dil Se Pukara Mohsin”,”
Main Ne Tab Tab Yeh Bataya Ke Tumhara Mohsin
Log Sadyon Ki Khataon Pe Bhi Khush Baste Hain
Humko lamhon Ki Wafaon Ne Ujara Mohsin
Jab Agaya ho Ye Yaqin Ab Woh Nahin Aega
Gham Aur Anso Ne Diya Dil ko Sahara Mohsin
Woh Tha Jab Pas To Jeene Ko Bhi Dil [...]

“,”Usne Jab Jab Bhi Mujhe Dil Se Pukara Mohsin”,”

Main Ne Tab Tab Yeh Bataya Ke Tumhara Mohsin

Log Sadyon Ki Khataon Pe Bhi Khush Baste Hain

Humko lamhon Ki Wafaon Ne Ujara Mohsin

Jab Agaya ho Ye Yaqin Ab Woh Nahin Aega

Gham Aur Anso Ne Diya Dil ko Sahara Mohsin

Woh Tha Jab Pas To Jeene Ko Bhi Dil Karta Tha

Ab To Pal Bhar Bhi Nahi Hota Guzara Mohsin

Usko Pana To Muqadar Ki lakeron Main Nahi

Uska Khona Bhi Karen Kaisa Gavara Mohsin?

” ‘~ 0 3 3 4 - 9 8 9 4 9 8 3 ~’ ”

” ‘~ D o N ~’ “

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Pehle Maire

Pehle Maire Khat Us Ne
Ek Anjaane Khauf Se Darr K
Tukrey Tukrey Kar Daaley
Ab
Ek Haseen Ehsaas K Taa’bey
Jis Ka Koi Naam Nahi Hy
Pichle Kitne Ghanto’n Se
Darwaaze Ki Aot Main Chup Ker
Tukrey Jor Rahi Hai ……. PAGAL
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Pehle Maire Khat Us Ne

Ek Anjaane Khauf Se Darr K

Tukrey Tukrey Kar Daaley

Ab

Ek Haseen Ehsaas K Taa’bey

Jis Ka Koi Naam Nahi Hy

Pichle Kitne Ghanto’n Se

Darwaaze Ki Aot Main Chup Ker

Tukrey Jor Rahi Hai ……. PAGAL

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Dard B De Gaye Sitam B De Gaye
Zakham K Saath Saath Mujhe Merham B De Gaye
Do Lafzon Se Ker Gaye Wo Apna Maan Halka
Hum Ko Na Rone Ki Kasam B De Gaye
Ajnabi Log B Dene Lage Ilzam Mujhe
Jane Kahan Le Gaye gardish-E-Ayam Mujhe
Bhoolna Chaho Bhi To Tujhe Bhulaon Kese
Log [...]

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Dard B De Gaye Sitam B De Gaye

Zakham K Saath Saath Mujhe Merham B De Gaye

Do Lafzon Se Ker Gaye Wo Apna Maan Halka

Hum Ko Na Rone Ki Kasam B De Gaye

Ajnabi Log B Dene Lage Ilzam Mujhe

Jane Kahan Le Gaye gardish-E-Ayam Mujhe

Bhoolna Chaho Bhi To Tujhe Bhulaon Kese

Log Le Le K Bulate Hain Tera Naam Mujhe

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Aik Pal Chain Se Soya B Nahi Jata

Kia Kerain Toot K Roya B Nahi JAta

Khuwab Ashkon Ki Tarah Aankh Se Jarr Jate Hain

Kia Kerain tere Begair Jia Nahi Jata

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Teri Wafa Ko Humne Bhulaya Kab Tha

Din Judai Ka Dilse Mitaya Kab Tha

Wo Dil Laga Ker Bhool Jana Teri Aadat Thi

Humne Tere siwa Kisi aur ko chaha kab tha

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Phir Se Rog Lagao Tum

Mujhse Rabt Berhao Tum

Kese Sab Kuch Bhoole Ho

Mujhko B Samjhao Tum

Jese Barish Sawan Ki

Ek Din Aisy Aao Tum

Mein Ne Jee Bher Rona Hai

Mujko Khuwab Dikhao Tum

Bohat Kuch Ho Chuka Sahib

AB Mere Ho B jao Tum

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Tamam Raat Diye Pani Mein Jalati Rahi

WO Yaad Aata Raha Mein Usey Bhulati Rahi

WO Meri Nazam Ka KOi Udas Misra Tha

Mein Jisko Wehsat-E-Sehra Mein Gungunati Rahi

Nahi Pehle Koi Tha Tujhse Pehle Na Baad Mein Aaya

Ye Zindagi To Mujhe Younhi Aazmati Rahi

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Purpose of care

care is the sweetest form of luv,so when someone says takecare, its as good as saying i will keep you in my heart till its very best.”takecare” from yakubu siraji

care is the sweetest form of luv,so when someone says takecare, its as good as saying i will keep you in my heart till its very best.”takecare” from yakubu siraji

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friendship never end

MAKE A HEART WICH NEVER BREAKS.MAKE A SMILE WHICH NEVER HURTS.MAKE A TOUCH WHICH NEVER PAINS AND MAKE A FRIENDSHIP WHICH NEVER ENDS.

MAKE A HEART WICH NEVER BREAKS.MAKE A SMILE WHICH NEVER HURTS.MAKE A TOUCH WHICH NEVER PAINS AND MAKE A FRIENDSHIP WHICH NEVER ENDS.

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You gave me wings and made me fly

You gave me wings and made me fly
You touched my hand I could touch the sky
I lost my faith, you gave it back to me
You said no star was out of reach
You stood by me and I stood tall
I had your love I had it all
I’m grateful for each day you gave me
Maybe I don’t [...]

You gave me wings and made me fly

You touched my hand I could touch the sky

I lost my faith, you gave it back to me

You said no star was out of reach

You stood by me and I stood tall

I had your love I had it all

I’m grateful for each day you gave me

Maybe I don’t know that much

But I know this much is true

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A Dost! teri yaad buhat aati hay

A Dost! teri yaad buhat aati hay
Tanhai mein mujhe buhat satati hay
Kis say kahoon apne dil ki baat mein
Yai hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hay
Yai barish ki boondhein, yai matti ki khushbu
Mujhe tanha dekh kar mera mazak urati hein
Mujhe tumse hay rafakat itni
Tanhai mein tumhari awaaz ati hay
Deta hay sada koi mujhe door say
Lagta [...]

A Dost! teri yaad buhat aati hay

Tanhai mein mujhe buhat satati hay

Kis say kahoon apne dil ki baat mein

Yai hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hay

Yai barish ki boondhein, yai matti ki khushbu

Mujhe tanha dekh kar mera mazak urati hein

Mujhe tumse hay rafakat itni

Tanhai mein tumhari awaaz ati hay

Deta hay sada koi mujhe door say

Lagta hay mujhe meri dost bulati ha

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phoolon ki wadi me ho basera tera

phoolon ki wadi me ho basera tera
sitaron ke aangan mein ho ghar tera
dua hai aik dost ki ik dosti ka
kay tujh se bhi khubsurat ho naseb tera

phoolon ki wadi me ho basera tera

sitaron ke aangan mein ho ghar tera

dua hai aik dost ki ik dosti ka

kay tujh se bhi khubsurat ho naseb tera

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selfish world

helllo freind,,,,,,I just want to inform all of u friend,,, that ,.,.,.In this selfish world nobody is sincere, whenever u find such friend pls pls pls never let him/her go,.,.,. thanx

helllo freind,,,,,,I just want to inform all of u friend,,, that ,.,.,.In this selfish world nobody is sincere, whenever u find such friend pls pls pls never let him/her go,.,.,. thanx

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SONAI

EK DIN AAP DIL HAMARA TOR DENGE,WAQT ANE PE SAATH HAMARA CHOR DENDE,LEKIN JIS DIN AAPKO LENE AYENGE MAUT,APSE PAHELE ZINDEGI HUM CHOR DENGE.

EK DIN AAP DIL HAMARA TOR DENGE,WAQT ANE PE SAATH HAMARA CHOR DENDE,LEKIN JIS DIN AAPKO LENE AYENGE MAUT,APSE PAHELE ZINDEGI HUM CHOR DENGE.

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Newton in romantic mood

Newton in romantic mood……
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until [...]

Newton in romantic mood……

Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer

from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

First law:

“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. ”

Second law:

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. ”

Third law:

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.

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qais

Be Chain is qadar qais tha ke soyana raat bhar
palkoun se likh raha tha laila ka naam chand per.

Be Chain is qadar qais tha ke soyana raat bhar

palkoun se likh raha tha laila ka naam chand per.

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hum nai rukha phool

hum nai rukha chambaili ka phool un kai sir per
to woh puri terhan lachak ghaee
jub kholi us ke zulf-e-daraz
tu puri dunya phansi per latak gaee (riz from saudia 0558295427)

hum nai rukha chambaili ka phool un kai sir per

to woh puri terhan lachak ghaee

jub kholi us ke zulf-e-daraz

tu puri dunya phansi per latak gaee (riz from saudia 0558295427)

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Happy Anniversary

Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to build
a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines “forever.”
Happy Anniversary!

Another year to create

precious memories together.

Another year to discover

new things to enjoy about each other.

Another year to build

a life rich in love and laughter.

Another year to strengthen

a marriage that defines “forever.”

Happy Anniversary!

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Bohat pehlay say un k qadmon ki ahat jan letay hain

Bohat pehlay say un k qadmon ki ahat jan letay hain
Tujhay au zindagi hum door say pehchan letay hain
Tabiyat jab apni ghabrati hai sunsan raton main
Hum aisay main teri yadon ki chadar taan letay hain
Hum-ahngi main bhi ik chashni hai ikhelafon ki
Meri batain ba-unwan-e-diger wo maan letay hain
Rafeeq-e-zindagi thee ab anees-e-waqt-e-akhir
Tera ay mot hun yeh [...]

Bohat pehlay say un k qadmon ki ahat jan letay hain

Tujhay au zindagi hum door say pehchan letay hain

Tabiyat jab apni ghabrati hai sunsan raton main

Hum aisay main teri yadon ki chadar taan letay hain

Hum-ahngi main bhi ik chashni hai ikhelafon ki

Meri batain ba-unwan-e-diger wo maan letay hain

Rafeeq-e-zindagi thee ab anees-e-waqt-e-akhir

Tera ay mot hun yeh doosra ehsaan letay hain

Zaman wardat-e-qalb sunnay ko tarasta hai

Isi say to ser aankhon per mera deewan letay hain

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kai kaisay ~ +92 300 2711 588 ~

kai kaisay bataein us kai hay laihjay ka kya aser
kai jaisay ik deeya tareekeeyon ko cheeerta howa
kai jaisay barson say pyasi kissi zameen pai barish
kai jaisay sadyon say bay jan jisam per dum-a-eessa
wo haseen or wo khod aik chotay gher main raihtay hain
wo dono choti choti baton per rozz hastay raihaty hain
wo chota gher kai [...]

kai kaisay bataein us kai hay laihjay ka kya aser

kai jaisay ik deeya tareekeeyon ko cheeerta howa

kai jaisay barson say pyasi kissi zameen pai barish

kai jaisay sadyon say bay jan jisam per dum-a-eessa

wo haseen or wo khod aik chotay gher main raihtay hain

wo dono choti choti baton per rozz hastay raihaty hain

wo chota gher kai jahan her taraf khoshyan he khoshyan hain

wo chota gher kai jahan her taraf he pyar aayan hay

yai sapnay wo he bonta hay jissay umeed hoti hay

kai sapnay aik din sharminda-a-tabeer bhe hongay

mager aissa na ho tu phir………………

ager aissa na ho tu phir………………

wo sapnay tot jaein tu………………..

wo ger nakam ho ja a tu……………..

wo lub na moskoraein tu ……………

ager aissa na ho tu phir ………… ?

ager aissa na ho tu phir bohat takleef hoti hay

so jub tum pyar kerna tu kubhe iqraar mat kerna

kai ju iqraar kerta hay ussay umeed hoti hay

kai ju iqraar kerta hay ussay takleef hoti hay. …..

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meet me in yo dreams

Meet me in yr dreams 2nyt at the “strawberry field” near de “chocolate bridge” down de “milky water fall” nxt 2 de “custard factory”,, plz sleep early for avoiding been late” c u there Gudnyt my love!!!!! boiky( 0783951446)

Meet me in yr dreams 2nyt at the “strawberry field” near de “chocolate bridge” down de “milky water fall” nxt 2 de “custard factory”,, plz sleep early for avoiding been late” c u there Gudnyt my love!!!!! boiky( 0783951446)

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Condom laga ke khao

2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha
are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga
dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega
ha ha ha

2 dost ek hotel mein jakar 2 plate bull ka meat magaya. Ishimain ek ne kaha

are yar bull ne toh kitne buffaloes fuck kiya hoga or uss ko toh aids bhi hoga

dusra ne kaha:daro mat dost mere pas condom hai, ye jib me lagao aur khao aids nahi lagega

ha ha ha

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ZEHER IS DIL KO

ZEHER IS DIL KO TUM PE NA SAKOGI
MERA YA GAM TUM BHULA NA SAKOGI
CHUKAR IS DIL KO KIYU JAL NA TUM CHAHO
JALA IS DIL KO TUM BHULANA SAKOGI… Robin

ZEHER IS DIL KO TUM PE NA SAKOGI

MERA YA GAM TUM BHULA NA SAKOGI

CHUKAR IS DIL KO KIYU JAL NA TUM CHAHO

JALA IS DIL KO TUM BHULANA SAKOGI… Robin

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I LOVE YOU

Girl:- I LOVE YOU. Boy:-Me Too. Girl:-”How much do u love me ?” Boy:-”As much as you u do.” Girl:- “u cheat ! I thought u really loved me…”
tags: happy birthday message, Sms joke, hindi birthday sms, birthday greeting sms, Love sms, mother’s day quotes, Hindi Urdu sms, sms birthday jokes, birthday love txt, mother’s [...]

Girl:- I LOVE YOU. Boy:-Me Too. Girl:-”How much do u love me ?” Boy:-”As much as you u do.” Girl:- “u cheat ! I thought u really loved me…”

tags: happy birthday message, Sms joke, hindi birthday sms, birthday greeting sms, Love sms, mother’s day quotes, Hindi Urdu sms, sms birthday jokes, birthday love txt, mother’s day sms

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0712097994

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &

says - What a shit ?

“I read the whole book, too many character, no story

at all” ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone

Directory….

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i learned to smile even when sad

i learned to smile even when sad
i learned to smoke when i felt bad
i learned to hope when nothin went right
come back,,dnt stay out of my sight..

i learned to smile even when sad

i learned to smoke when i felt bad

i learned to hope when nothin went right

come back,,dnt stay out of my sight..

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Make ur beloved happy

1. To make ur beloved happy, know first what he/she hate???+9779845145352

1. To make ur beloved happy, know first what he/she hate???+9779845145352

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